All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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