Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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