so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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