I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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