Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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