I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
wow bdsm is so cute
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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