she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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