Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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