Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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