and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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