For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
