There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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