In America we eat man semen.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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