Sry I called you an 8
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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