The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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