I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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