You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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