just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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