Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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