Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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