So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
