your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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