But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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