shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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