Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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