Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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