a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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