So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
its not stalking. its research.
it hurts more in the daytime
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
