so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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