You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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