Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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