I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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