matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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