Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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