talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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