Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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