Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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