At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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