porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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