I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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