Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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