My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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