White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
don't judge my taste in strippers
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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