At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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