curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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