Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
