***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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