So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
