their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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