just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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